Virgil: Lo, are you going to eat all that Crofter’s?

Logan, holding five bags full of Crofter’s: No, this is for everyone else too.

Virgil, in a narrator voice: He was lying.

Janus: Dang, the power went out again.

Remus: Don’t worry, I got this.

Remus: *Shakes and starts to illuminate*

Janus: What—

Remus: I swallowed a flashlight.

Janus, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU—

Virgil: Danger is my middle name.

Patton: That’s a lie.

Patton: You’re middle name is Cutie-pie *boops Virgil’s nose

Virgil: Logan?

Logan: What?

Virgil: What is life?

Logan: Uh. . . Uh. . .

Logan and Virgil: *Laying face down on the floor*

Logan: So what kind of experience do you have with evil?

Janus: I sold a bunch of oregano to some middle schoolers who thought it was pot.

Roman: You’re gonna call me fake, huh? Huh?

Logan: I never said that. You’re putting words in my mouth.

Roman: Wanna take this outside? Catch me.

Logan: Catch you? Really?

Patton: I leave for one minute and you start trust falling without me?

Roman: I will put my a down to make ‘A’

Thomas: I will add on to your a to make ‘At’

Patton: I will add on to your at to make ‘Rat’

Logan: I will add on to your rat to make ‘Biostratigraphic’

Virgil: *flips table*

Roman: Hey, you should introduce me to your parents sometime.

Virgil: Oh you can meet my whole family tree. Hey guys!

Patton, sitting in a tre: Son, let us down from here!

Janus, also in the tree: Dad?

Logan, in the same tree: Where am I?

Patton: You can’t just set your problems on fire.

Virgil, watching Logan extinguish the flames on Roman: You’d be surprised by how many things are flammable.

Patton: Hey Logan, I got you a gift!

Patton: *hands Logan a large bumblebee squishmallow*

Logan, holding it gently: Oh my gosh.

Patton: Logan?

Logan, crying with joy: So soft. . . so round. . . a baby. . . thank you. . .

Logan: Roman, how do I ask someone out?

Roman: Well, first you—

Virgil: No. Don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Logan: And you said yes?

Roman: *Barges into Virgil’s room*

Roman: WHAT IS THAT FISH THAT LOOKS LIKE A CAT WITH HANDS THAT GO SNAPPY SNAPPY?

Virgil: L- L- Lobster?

Roman: YEAH THOSE!

Roman: WELL, REMUS JUST GOT BIT BY ONE AND I NEED HELP!

Virgil: I turned out perfectly fine.

Logan: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Virgil: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

Virgil: Don’t ask me what I’m talking about. I don’t know, okay? I’m just the vessel. The message has been gifted. I’ve moved on.

Roman: What’s the one thing I asked you not to do?

Remus: Burn the house down.

Roman: And what did you do?

Remus: I made dinner.

Roman:

Remus: And burnt the house down.

Logan: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?Virgil: Are you calling me short?

Logan: I’m calling you vertically challenged.

Logan: What do we think of Virgil?

*pause*

Patton: Nice pal.

Roman: I think he’s gay.

Logan: We’re all gay.

Janus: Where are your parents?

Virgil: What are parents?

Janus: That’s just about the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

Patton: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.

Virgil, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.

Remus, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.

Virgil: Coming right up.

Thomas: Logan is off at an appointment, so while he’s gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

Virgil: Why?

Thomas: Logan is 99% of my impulse control.

Remus: Next time I go to the pet store I’m going to drop a hamster in the scorpion cage just to see its face.

Virgil: You’re giving me a sticker?

Patton: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying ‘me-wow’

Virgil: I’m not a preschooler.

Patton: Fine. I’ll take it back—

Virgil: I earned this, back off!

Patton: I’m so happy 2 of my favorite people are getting along now.

Logan: Uh, Roman and Virgil are not getting along.

Patton: They’re not trying to kill each other.

Logan: You may have a point.

Patton: The best part of an Oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Virgil: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Roman: YO SOCRATES! IT’S A FRICKING COOKIE!

Roman, shooing Virgil away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

Logan, confused and exasperated: Patton, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

Patton: Politely.

Roman: Rules were made to be broken.

Logan: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Patton: Uh, pinatas. . .

Virgil: Glowsticks.

Remus: Karate boards.

Janus: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Roman: Rules.

Logan:

Virgil: How do Roman and Patton usually get out of these messes?

Logan: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Roman: I’m just saying, next time I’m going to get you.

Virgil: I’m just saying I beat you twice.

Roman: The first time was a tie.

Virgil: And the second time?

Roman: . . . There were no witnesses the second time.

Virgil: I’m useless.

Patton: No you’re not.

Roman: Patton’s right.

Roman: You can be used as a bad example.

Patton, trying to be emo: I wear clothes as dark as my soul.

Virgil: You’re wearing a white sweatshirt.

Patton: E-exactly.

Virgil: Can you tuck me in?

Patton: You handed me a shovel.

Virgil: Yeah, spread the dirt as evenly as you can.

Virgil: Someone will die.

Patton: Of fun!

Logan, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today.

Roman: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk,

Roman: I’m starting to regret showing you how the blender works.

Remus, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Virgil: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Logan: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles.

Virgil: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Logan: Virgil, why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Virgil: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Logan: I wrote sanitize, Virgil.

Virgil: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Roman: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Virgil: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Roman: I know this isn’t going to end well and I don’t care. So you don’t try to stop me Virgil.

Virgil: I wasn’t stopping you. I was asking if you had a spare camera so I could record this.

Roman: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don’t want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Virgil: And you came to me?

Roman: You’re jealous

Virgil: Jealous?

Roman: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Virgil: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

Janus: Say no to drugs.

Janus: Say yes to drugs.

Janus: It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you’re talking to drugs, you’re on drugs.

Roman: How would you like your coffee?

Virgil: As dark as my soul.

Roman: One french vanilla latte with extra sugar coming right up.

Logan, after getting a library card: Now I know what true power feels like.

Roman: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which my brother and I try different hair products.

Remus: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Remus: Well, right off the batI can tell you this one is not very good.

🐀Remus- Deadpool. Mainly because he's inappropriate and hilarious.

👓Logan- Wolverine. It took me a while to realize Wolverine's name is Logan Howlett.

🐱Patton- Werewolf by Night. His human name is just a pun. Jack Russel.

👑Roman- Baymax. Yes, Big Hero 6 is from Marvel Comics.

💀Virgil- Dracula. He was a vampire. Seriously, Dracula is Marvel.

🐍Janus- Loki. The god of deceit.

🐰Thomas- Spider-Man. He cosplayed as him.

Logan: You’re acting like a child Roman.

Roman: I’M NOT ACTING!

Roman, out of nowhere: THE FLOOR IS HATING VIRGIL!

Patton: *Latches onto ceiling*

Virgil: *Drops to the ground*

Everyone else simultaneously: VIRGIL NO!

Roman: Virgil?

Virgil: What?

Roman: You kicked me in your sleep.

Virgil: Who said I was asleep.

*Skipping stones on a lake*

Roman: What a beautiful evening

Virgil: *Whispers* Take that you fricking lake.

Logan: I am, as the kids say, awake.

Virgil: Don't you mean woke?

Logan: Yes, but that is grammatically incorrect.

Janus: *Recording videos with everyone* I have no intention of being friends.

Janus: *Playing video games with everyone* You're all just stepping stones to my success.

Janus: *Baking a cake for Patton's birthday* Friends are a distraction.

Janus: *In a group hug* Disgusting.

Virgil: Calling someone a nerd is either my greatest insult or my greatest form of endearment.

Logan: Wait, but you call me a nerd all the time.

Virgil: Yep.

Logan: Which one do you mean then?

Virgil: Find out yourself, nerd.

Logan: WHICH ONE-

Thomas: It's going to be a great day today!

Virgil: It's like you don't even care about what happened in third grade anymore.

Patton: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Virgil: I don't know, why?

Patton: To get to their best friend's house.

Patton: Knock knock.

Virgil: Who's there?

Patton: The chicken.

Roman: I just want to have one normal day.

Remus: *Busts into the room*

Remus: Oh good, you're home. Listen, you've got to help me bury a body.

Logan: *Sees Virgil and Roman together*

Logan: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.

Patton: You mean. . . you ship them?

Logan: Hey Virgil, want to third wheel on my date with Remus tomorrow?

Virgil: Sure.

Logan: Roman! Want to third wheel on my date with Remus tomorrow?

Roman: Yeah.

Logan: Great! I’ve always wanted to go on a double date!

Virgil:

Roman:

Remus: Logan. . .

Logan: Why are your tongues purple?

Roman: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Virgil: I had a red one.

Logan: Oh.

Logan:

Logan: OH.

Patton:

Patton: You drank each other's slushies?

Roman: Virgil! I can't do this stupid math!

Virgil: What's the math problem?

Roman: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply.

Logan, covering Patton's ears while Virgil smacks Roman upside the head: Not going to lie, that was smooth.

Roman: Virgil? What is a ship?

Virgil: It's a big boat, like the Titanic.

Roman: But why would people want us to be a boat?

Logan: *Laughing in the corner*Roman: People say they ship us. I was wondering what that means.

Logan: *Falls on the floor laughing*

Virgil: LOGAN THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

Roman: Are you mad?

Virgil: No.

Roman: So sharpening knives at 2 a.m. is just a hobby?

*Virgil stuck on top of the fridge*

Roman: You need some help?

Virgil: I am comfortable where I lay.

Roman: Honestly, that's kinda cute.

Virgil: I will devour your soul.

Roman: You can't really do that up there can you?

Virgil: You will never sleep peacefully again.

*Patton walks in*

Roman: *Points to Virgil giving him a death glare* Patton look look isn't that so cute?

Virgil: I am the spawn of all things evil and wretched, I will make sure you never again turn your eyes upon the light of the sun for the rest of eternity.

Patton: Awwwwwwww!

Roman: How do I get revenge on those who have wronged me?

Patton: The best revenge is forgiveness.

Roman:

Roman:

Roman: Logan, how do I get revenge-

Virgil: Tie them up in your basement and only feed them bread and water until they are begging for death but never give it to them.

Roman: REMUS! I'M SORRY!

Patton: *Runs toward Janus to hug him*

Janus: *Moves out of the way*

Patton: Janus! Why'd you move?!

Janus: I thought you were attacking me.

Patton: I was trying to hug you!

Janus: Why would you hug me?

Patton: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Remy: Do you want to hang out with us at McDonalds?Virgil: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no.

Remy: All I heard was yes. LET’S GO IN THE BALL PIT!

Virgil: REMY MY ANXIETY SAYS NO!

Remy: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART!

Virgil: REMY!

Remy: B A L L P I T!

Remus: I’m going to Taco Bell. You want anything?

Janus: I want Virgil to come back.

Remus: I only have 12 dollars.

Virgil: Pros and cons of dating me:

Virgil: Pros: You’ll be the cute one.

Virgil: Cons: Holy crap, where do I begin?

Roman: There’s no way he likes me back.

Janus: Virgil would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Roman: Virgil would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Logan, trying to impress Janus: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Virgil: He turned it off and back on again.

Roman: Why do you have such an angry face?

Virgil: I started thinking about how horrible that ex-boyfriend of yours is.

Roman: You’re my ex.

Virgil: Did I stutter?

Patton: The cake needs a little something extra.

Remus: So you wanted to make it explode?

Roman: Hey, is that poison ivy?

Logan: Where are we?

Roman: Um, California?

Logan: We don’t have poison ivy in California.

Roman: Then what is THAT?

Logan: Poison oak. Big difference.

Roman: It’s not different at all is it?

Patton: Look, it’s a doll!

Virgil: Don’t touch that, it’s probably possessed.

Roman: I steal hearts, not souls.

Virgil: It’s okay if you want to do both.

Logan, talking about Virgil: Where is your roommate?

Roman: Why are you saying roommate like he’s not that?

Logan: Because you’ve been living together for twenty years and we all know that no one sleeps in the second bedroom.

Virgil: How many times have I told you not to list me as your emergency contact?

Janus: Wine is my favorite way to eat grapes.

Roman: How’s the meeting?

Virgil: I want to stab everyone.

Roman: Don’t get blood on your suit. We have dinner reservations at seven.

Virgil: I love you for enabling me.

Roman: Love you too.

Logan: I’m not buying you a knife for your birthday.

Remus: But it’s pretty!

Logan: NO!

Roman: I want to go on a shopping trip where I’m the only one in the mall and everything I want is free.

Logan: That’s called night robbery.

Janus: Then so be it.

Logan, looking around: You know what? I quit!

Thomas: You can’t just quit, you’re my logical side!

Logan: Oh yeah?

Logan: *Takes off his tie and throws it on the ground* I quit!

Thomas: Oh my god, he just quit. . .

Roman: *Yawns*

Virgil: I guess being pretty is tiring.

Roman: *Tilts head to look at Virgil* You must be exhausted then.

Virgil: *Attempts to hide oncoming blush*

Virgil: I can’t take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Roman: In a dating type of way or an assassination type of way?

Virgil: I don’t know, surprise me!

*At a zoo*

Remus: I wonder what they’re in for.

Logan: This isn’t a prison.

Remus: So they can leave?

Logan: No, but-

Remus, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Roman: This bloodline ends with me.

Janus: That is the fanciest way I have ever heard someone say “I’m gay.”

Logan: Thank you for not saying “I told you so.”

Roman: When you’re as right as me, you don’t have to say it.

Virgil’s evil clone: *Points at the real Virgil* Shoot him! I’m the real Virgil!

Roman: *Aims at clone* The real Virgil would never pass up an opportunity to die.

Virgil: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Roman: Yeah. . .

Virgil: You know what else is beautiful?

Roman, blushing: What?

Vigil: The knowledge that one day we will finally get to embrace death.

Roman:

Virgil: I can’t wait.

Janus: Why do you always sit with your snacks?

Patton: I like to be with my friends.

*At night*

Janus: Do you always sleep with your friends?Patton, with his snacks next to him on the bed: It’s complicated!

Roman, dramatically: They called me a fool!

Janus, sick of Roman’s crap: They weren’t wrong.

Janus: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Virgil: 'Prettiest Smile'

Patton: 'Nicest Personality'

Roman: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Logan: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Virgil: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Roman: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!?

Patton: Can we go get ice cream?

Roman: Did you ask Logan?

Patton: He said no.

Roman: Then why did you ask me?

Patton: He’s not the boss of you.

Roman internally: It’s a trap. It’s a trap. It’s a trap.

Logan, as a child, reading his school assignment out loud: I love my library because. . .

Logan, mouthing the words while writing: I love reading, frick you.

Virgil, about Logan: He’s speaking some kind of French.

Roman: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It’s the same thing.

Virgil: God has let me live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem.

Janus: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Remus: Please just say f***

Virgil: What’s this?

Patton, hugging Virgil: Affection!

Vigil: Disgusting.

Virgil: Do it again.

Remus: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

Virgil: The only straight I am is a straight up b****.

Patton, seeing a banana on the car seat: What the heck?

Patton, buckling the banana up: Buckle UP. It’s the LAW.

Patton: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Virgil: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Logan: Orange was first used to refer to the fruit 1,280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1,000 years ago.

Virgil: What was the color called before then?

Roman: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white.

Logan: Remember, curiosity killed the cat!

RomanYes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Patton, go see if that thing can catch fire!

Logan: You’re a bad influence.

Roman: And you don’t know your sayings.

*Virgil and Patton sitting in jail together*

Patton: So, who do you want to call?

Virgil: I’d call Roman, but I feel safer in jail.

Remus: Nice rock

Virgil: Thanks! Roman gave it to me!

Roman: I threw it at you!

Virgil: Isn’t he so nice?

Logan: What’s wrong. You look like you’re 5 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.

Roman: Virgil and Remus were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.

Logan to Roman: You’re starting to forget your Spanish,

you aren’t practicing.

Roman: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Logan: You just told me you’re pregnant.

Patton: Congratulations Roman! You’re glowing!

Logan: Remus and I got married!

Roman: Don’t share your personal problems with everyone.

Patton talking about Remus: Is this a friend of yours Janus

Janus: Kind of? Not really. He’s in my life and there’s nothing I can do about it.

Roman: Hey Logan, can you give me the opposite of these

words? Always, coming, from, take, me, down.

Logan: Never going to give you. . .

Logan: The fricking satisfaction.

Virgil: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else’s blood and I’m not afraid to leave the same way.

Virgil: I’m sick and tired of being called ‘mortal’ like, you

don’t know that. Neither do I. I have not died even ONCE(physically). nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Virgil: You use emojis like a straight person.

Roman: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

Patton: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Vigil: Killed without hesitation.

Roman: Well, this is a nice change of scenery.

Logan: It’s a prison cell.

Roman: I was being sarcastic.

Roman: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Logan: I swear if you say addictionary. .

Roman: I was going to say high definition but your answer’s better.

Thomas: Look guys, I need help.

Roman: Love help?

Logan: Financial help?

Patton: Emotional help?

Virgil: Help moving a body?

Everyone:

Virgil: What?

Remus: Hey let’s mess with Virgil guys.

Remus: Hey Virgil, yo momma’s so fat–

Virgil: My mom committed multiple war crimes and is now locked in solitary confinement in a Bolivian prison.

Roman: Well–uh–your dad–

Virgil: My father left when I was 2 to be captured and consequently sacrificed by a group of feral ferrets.

Janus: Well then. . .

Remus: STOP!

Janus: Your grandparents so–

Virgil: My grandmother floated into the sky like a balloon with too much helium when my grandfather spontaneously combusted.

Everyone:

Virgil: You cannot best me mortals.

Patton: When Virgil was born, the gods said, ‘He’s too perfect for this world.

Roman: Please. When he was born, the devil said, ‘Oh, competition.’

Logan: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall.

Patton: His cat’s names are Walter and Rose.

Logan: That’s not what I asked.

Patton: That is all the information I have.

Logan, teaching Virgil to drive: Okay, you’re driving and

Patton and Roman walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Virgil: Roman, I could never hurt Patton.

Logan: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Patton: You’re smiling. Did something good happen?

Virgil: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Logan: Roman tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Virgil, laughing his head off: Rome has fallen!

Logan: I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say

some homophobic crap and then I laugh and say ‘You know I’m gay right?’ and watch the look of terror on their face.

Virgil:

Virgil: I like you.

Roman: *Sneaks in through window*

Patton, turning in chair and flicking light on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Roman: I was with Virgil?

Virgil, turn in chair: You want to try again?

Roman: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself,

would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?

Virgil: How would I know?

Logan: You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.

Virgil: *Sighs* You wouldn’t be trapped.

Roman, texting Logan: I’m a theif.

Logan: Thief.

Roman: Theif

Logan: I before e except after c.

Roman: Thceif.

Logan: NO!

Roman: Virgil and I were crossing the street, and this

dude drove by and honked at us.

Logan: What did Virgil do?

Roman: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and

. . .

Virgil: Who wants a steering wheel?

Logan: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Remus: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Logan:

Remus: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

Patton: I just want to be called cute 21/7.

Roman: Why not 24/7?

Patton: Snack breaks.

Virgil, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true, WHOEVER’S CONTROLLING MY SIM, I JUST WANT TO TALK!

Virgil: Don’t talk down to me.

Roman: Well, I can hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.

Virgil: SAY THAT TO MY FACE!

Roman: Okay give me a second to get on my knees.

Virgil: Finish that sentence and I will punch you in the face.

Roman: Can you even reach that high?

Hairdresser: How do you want your hair cut?

Roman: Preferably with scissors, but a sword would be awesome.

Patton: I told Virgil that his ears turn red when he lies.

Logan: Do they?

Patton: No.

Logan: Then why would you tell him that?

Patton: Hey, Virgil, do you love us?

Virgil, covering his ears: No–

Virgil: *Sees someone doing something stupid*

Virgil: What an idiot.

Virgil: *Sees that it’s Roman*

Virgil: Wait, that’s MY idiot!

Obsessed

💀Virgil- calm.

🐱Patton- mischief.

🐍Janus- truth.

👑Roman- pride.

👓Logan- stupidity.

🐀Remus- ambition.

👓Logan: Is it two bedroom, one bathroom?

🐱Patton: It has more rooms than that.

👓Logan: What's upstairs?

🐱Patton: The stairs don't talk.

SOOOO YOU KNOW THAT THE NEXT EPISODE IS GOING TO BE 4 PARTS

I HAVE A THEORY THAT THE SIDES WILL {MAYBE} GO IN LOGAN'S ROOM OR SOMEONE ELSE'S ROOM

Wanna go home and watch sanders sides-

Love it-

Thomas mentioned that he has heightened anxiety which some have jokingly interpreted as Virgil being taller than some/all of the other sides. I've seen other theories that anxiety p*lls would hurt Virgil...

But what if they just made him shorter?

👓Logan: Why is there a bigger carrot with the baby carrots?🥕

🐱Patton: They needed adult supervision.🥕

👓Logan: Now, this is Uranus. It's large and gaseous.

🐱Patton: What about my anus? That's not my anus.

👓Logan: Uranus is a planet.

🐱Patton: My anus most certainly is not a planet.

Hi guys, gals, non-binary pals, and blue smurf fairies (long story)!!!! I made fanart!!!

Snek Janus :]