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[Thomas]: What up, I'm Thomas, this is my vlog, and all other vlogs... ...are just as good in their own right and need to be respected as such.

*air horn noise*


[Thomas]: What is up, everybody?! Ugh... Okay, so, today I think I've come upon a very important breakthrough in my life: I am an indecisive mess! Actually, I already knew that. The breakthrough is in possibly WHY I'm a mess. But to actually see if I'm right, I'm going to have to do a little soul-searching. So... Morality!

[Morality]: -pops up in a cat onesie- -sipping- What?

[Thomas]: What?

[Morality]: Son, you summoned ME this time!

[Thomas]: I'm not your son. Why the pajamas?

[Morality]: Well, you caught me off guard. Usually it's your pop who pops in on you! -laughs-

[Thomas]: Again, I'm not your son. And please change, you're only half of who I need to talk to. Logic!

[Logic]: -pops up in a unicorn onesie- -sniffs-

[Thomas]: Wow.

[Morality]: Nice.

[Logic]: I can explain.

[Thomas]: No need, just change.

[Logic]: -changes out of onesie- Done.

[Morality]: -changes out of onesie- Word!

[Thomas]: Awesome. Now, I brought you two here because I think we need to address an issue.

[Logic]: What issue? You're totally fine.

[Morality]: Well, I would probably let him finish his thought, Teach.

[Logic]: Well, looking at things objectively, he's fine.

[Morality]: But is it right to just speak over someone, especially our little guy?

[Logic]: Uh, I know him better than anyone, because I know how he works, okay? So, I don't...

[Morality]: Any amount of time is worth spending! It's not all about what's up here, you've gotta hear the emotions, the feelings, right to the side— -overlapping-

[Logic]: Far be it from me to just try to simplify this problem, all I was trying to do was— -overlapping-

[Thomas]: Okay, okay, ENOUGH! This is the issue! Dad Guy, you kind of embody a bit more than just my morality. You also seem to have my deep emotions and empathy. Teacher Dude, along with my logical thinking, you also have this extreme interest in how things work, and efficiency seems to be a priority for you. So... don't you think you two kind of work against each other? A lot?

[Morality]: Aww, I wouldn't say that...

[Logic]: No, that doesn't sound accurate.

[Thomas]: No? It seems like with any crucial junction in my life, I am always split between what either of you think is best for me: My Heart... and my Mind.

[Morality]: Well, what about Anxiety? He always seems to get you down.

[Logic]: Or Princey. He literally has dreams that are delusional and highly unrealistic.

[Thomas]: No, those are different problems. You two butt heads so often it exhausts me.

[Logic]: Okay, can you provide us with some examples?

[Thomas]: Well...

*new scene*

[Thomas]: Hey, what's up? -pause- Moving, huh? -pause- Bet you're calling me for a little assistance. -pause- Ummm...

[Morality]: Do it! They're such a good friend, you gotta be a good friend too.

[Thomas]: Umm...

[Logic]: Don't do it! You already have two things going on that day and three the next day. You need optimal sleep and rest.

[Thomas]: UHH...

[Morality]: They'd do the same for you.

[Logic]: You don't have the time.

*Morality and Logic overlapping loudly*

[Thomas]: UHHHHHH-

*end scene*

[Morality]: Okay. We might have been a... tad bit confusing.

[Logic]: I still don't think that's enough data to say—

[Thomas]: ALSO...

*new scene*

[Thomas]: Look at all these cute dogs!

[Morality]: ADOPT THEM!

[Thomas]: ...What?

[Morality]: You NEED to adopt them! Who knows what might happen if you DON'T adopt them? And they NEED a good home!

[Logic]: You are not going to adopt an animal.

[Thomas]: Oh?

[Logic]: Do you have the time for one, let alone multiple, dogs? Are you here in this house enough to give it the attention and love that it needs?

[Morality]: -voice cracking- WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE?!


[Morality]: HONESTLY, THESE DOGS ARE IN PERIL, AND THEY NEED— -overlapping loudly-

*end scene*

[Logic]: Huh.

[Morality]: Okay, you... might actually have a point—

[Thomas]: AND...

*new scene*

[Thomas]: If I don't straighten up this place, even just a little, all this clutter is gonna keep getting me down!

[Logic]: Throw out that entire stack of papers!

[Morality]: Those are his notes and writings from when he was thirteen, Logic!

[Logic]: They're useless now, Morality! Do you want him to be a hoarder for the rest of his life?

*Morality and Logic overlapping loudly*

[Thomas]: MMMMMMMM...!!!

*end scene*

[Logic]: Okay, okay, we get it.

[Morality]: I had NO IDEA we were doing that! We are so sorry!

[Thomas]: I mean, it's completely understandable, you two are just... looking out for me. The only problem is, like actual parents and teachers sometimes do, you have differing opinions on what the child needs most.

[Morality]: D'aww, does that mean you're—

[Thomas]: I'm not your son.

[Morality]: Well...

[Logic]: What can we do to fix this?

[Thomas]: The only thing to do:

[Logic & Thomas]: Compromise.

[Thomas]: Dad Guy, you encourage me to do what's right, and to strive to do the most good in this world that I possibly can, and I appreciate that. But, a lot of times, I spread myself too thin. I also tend to make others a priority over me, and their feelings a priority over mine. And many times, that's great, it's necessary. But other times, I need to take time to make myself the priority and make sure I'M doing okay.

[Morality]: Oh, of course! I never wanted you to feel like you couldn't!

[Thomas]: And, Teach?

[Logic]: Ah, here we go.

[Thomas]: You help me to keep a level head about things. You help me to prioritize and rationalize when I'm feeling overwhelmed, and that is awesome. But sometimes, doing what's right doesn't serve my own needs. Sometimes, if the situation calls for it, inconveniencing myself a bit in order to help someone else in need is the right thing to do.

[Logic]: Point taken. I have a lot to consider.

[Morality]: So, in the case of helping your friend who is moving, you could have explained your situation...

[Logic]: ...and made it up to them another time.

[Morality]: Or you coulda canceled something else...

[Logic]: make time for them!

[Thomas]: Nice!

[Logic]: With the dogs, you could have, maybe, accommodated adopting one.

[Morality]: Or share the adoption page to see if anyone else could!

[Thomas]: LOVE IT!!! And how about the room cleaning?

[Morality]: Buy a bigger house!

[Thomas]: Mm...

[Logic]: That, or you could rent a storage space so you wouldn't have to throw them away if you truly couldn't part with them.

[Morality]: Come on, though. Bigger house means more dogs! Am I right? No? I'm getting worse? I'm sorry.

[Thomas]: All good, this is all progress. You'll probably butt heads plenty more after this, but that's okay! At the end of the day, there's one thing you both can agree upon. You both -at the same time- want what's best for me.

[Logic & Morality]: -at the same time, back in their onesies- ENJOY ONESIE PAJAMAS.

[Thomas]: Or- or that.

[Logic]: I learned so much today! -sinks out-

[Morality]: Thanks for teaching your old man a lesson! -sinks out-

[Thomas]: I— mmm... -to viewers- Well, I hope you are all able to find a healthy balance in your lives as well. And until next time, take it easy, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. PEACE OUT!

*end card*

[Morality]: These things are just so soft and secure.

[Logic]: You're very correct.

[Morality]: Always the best for taking a little nap...

[Logic]: Heh. Don't you mean a little CAT nap?

[Morality]: -gasp- ...Did you just make a dad joke?

[Logic]: Um... no. I did not mean to—

[Morality]: I AM SO PROUD!

[Logic]: Please don't be proud... or tell anyone.

[Morality]: AAAAAAAAA—

Transcriptsv · d · e
Season 1 My True Identity! · WAY TOO ADULT · Taking on ANXIETY with Lilly Singh!! · A New Year of Lying to Myself... In Song!! · The Dark Side of Disney! · I'M IN A DISNEY SHOW!! · The MIND vs. The HEART! · Alone on VALENTINE'S DAY! · Losing My Motivation · Sanders Sides Q&A · AM I ORIGINAL? · My NEGATIVE Thinking · Growing Up · Making Some Changes! · Becoming a CARTOON! feat. Butch Hartman! · ACCEPTING ANXIETY, Part 1/2: Excepting Anxiety! · ACCEPTING ANXIETY, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good?
Season 2 Fitting In (Hogwarts Houses!) · MOVING ON, Part 1/2: Exploring Nostalgia · MOVING ON, Part 2/2: Dealing With a Breakup · The Sanders Sides 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS! · Can LYING Be Good?? · Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning? · Crofters - THE MUSICAL! Learning New Things About Ourselves · EMBARRASSING PHASES: The Nightmare Instead of Christmas! · Selfishness v. Selflessness · Dealing with INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS · Putting Others First - Selfishness v. Selflessness Redux
Sanders Asides Are There Healthy Distractions? · Flirting with Social Anxiety · Working THROUGH Intrusive Thoughts
Extras BLOOPER REEL! · Sanders Sides - BEHIND THE SCENES Q&A! · BLOOPER REEL!! The Bloop Strikes Back! · Behind the Scenes Featurette: Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning? · 5 Sanders Sides Behind the Scenes Facts (Learning New Things About Ourselves)